The Academy Awards were two weeks ago. There were absolutely no surprises in the major categories, which is always a little disappointing.
Here’s my take on it, and just to be difficult I’m not going to agree with any of the official winners. Obviously, there are an absolute boat-load of films I haven’t seen, so take it all with a pinch of salt.
I may follow this up with my take on the Razzies, but I have seen Basic Instinct 2 so it might be a little repetitive.
Best Picture
Actual winner: The Departed
My winner: Pan’s Labyrinth
Best picture of the decade so far? Probably.
Best Director
Actual winner: Martin Scorsese for The Departed
My winner: Paul Greengrass for United 93
United 93 is an astonishing film in many ways, but it really is down to Paul Greengrass that it is the film it is. Scorsese should have won years ago, but he doesn’t get it for this one.
Best Actor in a Leading Role
Actual winner: Forest Whitaker for The Last King of Scotland
My winner: Leonardo DiCaprio for The Departed
An absolutely revelatory performance from the sprout-faced boy. To go from making me want to pour acid into my eyes and ears just to make him go away during Gangs of New York to this certainly deserves some kind of award. I’ve heard Forest does a passable impression of Idi Amin, but I haven’t seen it, so there you go.
Best Actress in a Leading Role
Actual winner: Helen Mirren for The Queen
My winner: Ivano Baquero for Pan’s Labyrinth
This one is kind of difficult for me for two reasons – I don’t particularly like actresses generally and I haven’t seen the Queen, Notes on a Scandal, Volver, Little Children or any of the other ‘strong’ female performances of the last twelve months. Pan’s Labyrinth was the only film from the last year I could think of with a major female character, so I went for a child.
Best Actor in a Supporting Role
Actual winner: Alan Arkin for Little Miss Sunshine
My winner: Mark Wahlberg for The Departed
Another great performance from an actor who has never previously shown any ability to act (remember Planet of the Apes?). The accent is a little odd but apparently it’s meant to be like that.
Best Actress in a Supporting Role
Actual winner: Jennifer Hudson for Dreamgirls
My winner: Abigail Breslin for Little Miss Sunshine
I’ve picked another child. I know I’m not going to be allowed to forget it.