Everyone else has got more links than me

To the tune of

Everyone else has got more links than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has got more links than me
ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has got more links than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Scary duck, Scoble, Gaping Void;
Everyone’s on Technorati;

Everyone else has got more links than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has got more links than me
ohhh ohhh

Silly anecdotes and big tech news;
Talk about it and they’ll talk about you
But whenever I ego surf
I’m not in the top one mill…

Everyone else has got more links than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has got more links than me
ohhh ohhh

Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everybody else
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone

Does Everyone link?

Please submit alternate/better lyrics ;-) – I’m clearly in a parody mood. Tom and Chris provided the inspiration for this one. Apologies to the genius that is TISM.