…asked a ninja. Thought my question was amusing, but the askaninja autoreply made me laugh more…:

The Ninja will read your question carefully and then decide whether or not it’s interesting and funny.

If it is, he’ll answer it and look forward to killing you soon.

If it isn’t, he’ll still kill you, but he won’t enjoy it.

In the mean time, please go to http://askaninja.com and connect with your fellow ninjas and pirates.

So you’ll know where I be if I stop taking calls. I’ll tell you what the question is when I know if he makes the episode or not, which we’ll discover in the next two-three weeks (it’s seasonal, so suspect that he’ll want to run it in the next few weeks or never).