I was having a bad face day the other day, so I decided I needed the best a man can get. I bought the new Gilette Fusion Power Razor (or is that the Power Fusion Razor?). In any case, the Mighty Morphin’ Power Razor, announced here two years ago, has recently made it to our bonnie shores and seems set to kick some ass.

It has 65,548 blades, one for each hair, and when you press the power button, a crack team of Thai gogo girls turn up and vibrate the blade gently against your face. Until they are dismissed by the Thai military forces coordinating their activities, that is.

That’s one smooth shave.