Number 9 Dream

Still with the slgihtly trivial (and Far-Eastern – a theme of this December, it would seem) is a Christmas present from my siblings: David Mitchell’s “Number 9 Dream.” Although famous for his book “Ghostwritten,” I’d never heard of Mr Mitchell, and so the only expectation I had of it was my brother’s inscription “Combining two things you love – Japanese fiction and science fiction.” And this despite the fact I’ve only read a couple of Japanese novels ever (Ishiguro’s “When we were orphans” – genius – and Nobel-prize winner Kenzaburo Oe’s “Rouse up, O Young Men of a New Age“).

Anyway, this book tells the story of a slightly pimply, slightly post-teenage boy who has travelled to Tokyo to track down his father; his father who abandoned the boy’s mother, his mistress, many years ago to her alcoholism, and she, in turn, abandoned her children. Eeji Miyake travels through any number of mediocre jobs and unlikely situations in Tokyo as part of the search, aided and abetted by Buntaro, his landlord, Buntaro’s mother, Mrs Susaki, the girl with the perfect neck, the enigmatic Daimon and the music of John Lennon.

It’s really a fantastic book. The opening plot device – each of the initial scenes are (rather obviously) “dreams” – is a little annoying and comes off as slightly pretentious, but once the book settles into its main story of gansters, trials and tribulations and pizza, the book really comes into its own.

The final chapter, I warn you, is one of the most annoying things ever written. Still, I’d recommend the book to anyone – there is very little science fiction outside the dream sequences; the book is set in the very near future, so this will hopefully allay the fears of any who think of Sci-Fi as anaethma. The only thing you might need is a slightly strong constitution to withstand some of the Pizzas ordered in the book – particularly the Kamikaze. As a pizza lover myself, this is the only book in which the descriptions of pizza have failed to make me hungry…

Timely Rain…

There’s been a lot going on, and I want to blog an amount of it, so I’m going to start with something relatively trivial and move in a haphazard manner to the more serious, substantial and significant.

First, then, Outlaws of the Marsh: an absolute rollercoaster of a book for all 2000+ of its pages. Lent to me by a colleague at work (as an attempt to teach me something, I think, rather than lending me a book he particularly thought I’d like…), I started reading this beast of a book back in September, and it took me three months to get through volume 1 (of four). When I managed to get through that at the start of December, I burned through the rest…

The story: a number of minor officials and wandering nobles find themselves on the far sides of the law during the course of the Song dynasty in China, and consequently take refuge in the marshes and hillside forts of the bandits. Convinced, for the most part justifiably so, that their exile is the work of corrupt officials and that they are on the side of the just, they begin to consolidate their forces in Liangshan Marsh under the leadership of a few particularly prominent leaders – the 36 stars of heavenly spirits and 72 stars of earthly fiends incarnated. This means, of course, that during the course of the book, you have to chart the progress of 108 heroes: tough work, and requiring occasional reference to sites like this if you really want to know what’s going on. Favourite characters included “Nine Dragons Shi Jin,” “Song Jiang the Timely Rain,” “Sagacious Lu the Tattoed Monk,” and Wu Song, whose honorific slips my mind at the moment…

It’s a bizarre book; the social and ethical mores of Song-Dynasty China are slightly… odd. While always on the side of honour and justice, Song Jiang and his troops feel no hesitation in ensnaring other “gallants” by framing them for crimes and forcing them to join them in Liangshan Marsh, women are treated as property throughout the book, and at one point Wu Song, dealing with the tragedy that is a bowl of plain rice, decides to make use of the “plentiful meat” he has available by roasting some meat from one of the men he’s just killed – not to worry, though, the man was a corrupt official…

In any case, despite its oddity, this is a deeply enjoyable book, filled with fantastic battle descriptions, lively characters and silly anecdotes. I’d recommend it to anyone…

Crikey, it’s Christmas

So much for blogging with verve or any other kind of -erve. It’s been an exhausting December, and I’m less than 48-hours from flying to Malaysia, from where I promise I will blog.

In the meantime, though, Merry Christmas to you, Interweb, and friends who read my occasional ramblings.

[Listening to: Bend Me Shape Me – American Breed – (02:09)]

It’s my birthday… (03.10.80)

It really has been too long since I last blogged. But I’ve been busy at work, then busy sorting out my birthday, then ill as my immune system saw fit to give out on me on the eve of my birthday party (grrr… damn lazy white blood cells). Party was *awesome*, though, 42 (the magic number) of friends turned up over the course of the evening and we indulged in one of the silliest themes ever – “Better Red than Dead”/”Cold War Chic” – to which a couple of people (Rosi, Chris S) wore Russian medals, and to which the rest of us just wore red t-shirts (Damo, me, Moose, Matt, Richard, etc).

Wanted to share the brilliant work of Chris in sorting out the most amusing birthday card ever:

Out for now… Bo,

Armo the Great

For my summer holiday…

I went to Tallinn, in Estonia. It was the experience of a lifetime, and one which I hope to replicate in some way with a return trip in the not-too-distant future, to bear witness to a medieval city blanketed in snow.

I was tempted to go through the holiday blow-by-blow, talking through each anecdote in turn, in true primary-school-holiday-report style; however, I have subsequently decided that doing this would likely reveal me as a misogynist, an alcoholic, and a general bum. The highlights, however, in no particular order (with some accompanying photography):

** we got to play with estonian money, which made us all briefly feel like rich men – the currency is roughly 23 kroon to the pound, so we had a few grand to play with:

Bling to the bling

** we made repeated trips to the beer house, an austrian themed pub with “pint counters” on the ends of tables, interesting and cheap food, and large, large beer glasses:

** we walked around the beautiful old city a number of times, and got some good views:

** we had an oustanding bottle of Italian wine (Tomasi) at one of Conde Nast Traveller’s top 100 restaraunts in the world – “Gloria’s Wine bar” – where our bottle of wine and cheese platter cost us a total of about 500 kroon – just over twenty pounds… and we pretended we were kings of the world:

** we played an amount of chess, drank an amount of the local liquour “Vana Tallinn” (which is outstanding), and Damian even dared Kanna Kuek, a “living liquer” which continues to ferment in the bottle, at a fairly well hidden cafe off the old town square:

** we posed as knights:

** we checked out icbm-mo-biles:

and…

** we drank honey beer (meady-licious)
** we tipped shamefully small amounts of money and got told off for it (well, Matt did. “2 kroon? that is not money! put that down!”)
** we met the beautiful and interesting Katrin, former basketball player for Estonia and future president, and Ana, beautiful and mysterious superspy, on the evening of a thousand venues, and ended up staying up all night talking increasing amounts of rubbish to them. It was much, much fun.
** on the flight on the way over, we met the lovely Lena S, who taught us the incredibly entertaining Russian card game “Durak”, to which we all became addicted. She also renamed us: Matt became Mathematix, Damian became A Le Coq (“Ally Cock”) – Estonia’s national beer, and Richard became Will Young. I, naturally, was renamed Harrods…
** we went to the 2nd best club in Estonia (no photo :() – Bon Bons – which was amazing
** we went to the best chinese restaraunt in Estonia and met the beautiful 50-50 Julia, our confusingly 100% Estonian-waitress in traditional chinese dress…
** Mathematix introduced us to the people’s eyebrow, and The Rock’s catchphrase: “can you SMELL what The Rock is COOKING?”
** We repeatedly sang Sir Mix-A-Lot’s song, “Baby got Back”, whose opening line is “I like big butts and I cannot lie”, at least in part due to the irony that in Tallinn there are no big butts on any ladies. Well, hardly. We were then ashamed of this.
** Damian slept on a banana. Literally. We’re trying to get the reflexive verb “to DK oneself” adopted by as many people as possible.
** We walked down a long, dark, creepy street to get Tex Mex food owing to a craving of Richard’s. I had my first enchilada, which was astonishingly tasty.

There was more stuff that happened – this was the bulk of it. We learned a few Estonian phrases, including the potentially dubious “tervi-sex” which apparently means “cheers”. There’s a good chance it means something more worrying – Katrin and Ana might have been winding us up…

We toasted about a million things to demonstrate our overall enthusiasm for the trip. Overwhelmingly, we toasted “the best holiday ever”, “Estonia”, and “Estonians”.

Can’t wait to go back.

Freedom

It’s really difficult to explain quite how liberated I feel, having submitted my thesis last week. While there hasn’t been the big party I expected to have upon finishing it as yet (Saturday night notwithstanding), I nonetheless have felt the finality of it all (I hope). The simple fact is that I can once again engage with my day-to-day existence without the weight of unfinished business hanging on a chain around my neck, like some kind of toasted, ornamental albatross. Suck on that metaphor.

My other projects can resume, now: my writing, The Line (should Damian let me get involved), my job (substantially reduced in stress, hopefully), and, or course, getting back to the gym. I can’t wait.

This weekend was genuinely relaxing. As well as booking the hostel for my holiday in Tallinn this coming weekend (woo! although technicall, Matt did the booking…), I watched the entertaining Kissing Jessica Stein on video on Friday, and had dinner at the really outstanding Malabar in Notting Hill on Saturday. The duck curry was particularly impressive, and was washed down nicely with a very affordable house red — the occassion, which spawned out of a kind of spontaneous apathy on the behalf of a number of my friends (it was more complicated than that, but not more interesting) resulted in a last minute booking having to be made by myself – for 16 people.

It was a really great night – and we popped over to the Notting Hill Arts Club to finish the evening off in appropriate style. That was a great venue, even if it was a little loud for the conversations I ended up having (didn’t really feel the dancing vibe). Was huge fun, if I spent a little more money than I should have.

Sunday saw the revival, for me, of Boggle (I’m really out of practice!), I narrowly defeated Damian at chess when we both lost interest in waiting for each other to move, and Damo, Marionus, Turnermator and I popped down to my local Screen to watch The Bourne Supremacy, which, despite my absolute loathing of Matt Damon, proved very entertaining, even if Franka Potente was less attractive than she seemed to me in Run Lola Run.

In part due to the recommendation of Michael and Alex, the very capable painters who’ve been in this weekend fixing all the damage Arvind has inflicted on his room over the years, I popped down to the Notting Hill Carnival today. It was an interesting experience; although categorically, I think, not my scene: I was a little disappointed that I didn’t enjoy it more. Turns out I am that cynical and cloistered, after all. Don’t know who I was trying to kid with that, really.

Still, a great weekend. I’ve discovered that Blogger keeps profiles, so if you’re curious as to how much I’ve blogged since this site went live in September, check this out. Sayonara for now; expect more regular posts now, hopefully with some interesting and original content of a nature that isn’t excessively philosophical…

[Listening to: Who Got The Hooch – Everything – Going Somewhere (04:05)]

The Line!

Some friends of mine, as I’ve mentioned, have been working on a new newspaper for London, including Tom and Chris, and probably mainly Damian (who doesn’t have a website).

The pilot is out! And the online section too – check it out. Comments etc., to the relevant places, or here, or by email.

[Listening to: You Could Be Mine – Guns Nroses – Greatest Hits (05:44)]

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