Infinite monkeys

If it takes infinite monkeys, with infinite typewriters, given infinite time, to come up with the complete works of Shakespeare, could they do it quicker if we gave them iMacs?

Actually, that probably wasn’t even funny at the time.

Short posts

I met Hugh at GapingVoid at a recent blogging conference I went to with work. He had some interesting things to say (particularly about Stormhoek wine, which I’m now quite keen to try), but most interesting is the fact that he writes about 20 posts a day on his blog, most of which contain less than 50 words.

Admittedly, a number of them contain comic strips, but particularly thanks to my manual blogging initiative, think I would like to see if something similar works for me – after all, I am best appreciated in small doses. So apologies in advance if a few future posts are only a sentence or two long. Odds are, most of them will be tagged ‘observational’ and all of them will be tagged ‘short’.

What I (am doing) on my Easter Holiday…

So, the obligatory holiday post. Bruges is lovely; its a really picturesque town with generally wide streets, low buildings, plenty of light and a really good vibe – even if the people look quite grumpy for the most part, most of them are really friendly. The one exception was the waiter in Haagen Dazs (an American shop we went into for the comedy of it, and the waffles…) who said without any of the soothing Kelsey Grammar tones “I’m listening” when we indicated we were interested in take away.

Some cities grow organically – like London, growing painfully to meet the ever growing needs of its inhabitants. In Tallin, on the other hand, the beautiful old town is perfectly structured – until it comes to an abrupt end against a cold-war-fashioned new town. Bruges is in a third catagory – and is completely consistent in its quaint charm, as if its run by a council of architectural fascists with a fondness for red-brick construction. That is, and as pointed out by our taxi driver on the way in, with the exception of the new concert hall, which is a red concrete slab behemoth of a building, and is truly hideous. Anyway, aside over…

We’ve been mostly eating and relaxing, and doing the obligatory visits to Church that time with family and Easter entails, which has been good. Sheila’s boyfriend Dave and I have been challenging each other to eat stupid things (or stupid amounts) and there’s been good laughs all around – parents are on good form too.

Today, we had a bit of an adventure; we rented bikes, Dave taught Sheila how to cycle, we plonked her on the back of a tandem and cycled into the nearby village of Damme (Damn-ne) — which sparked numerous puns and references to the ‘Muscles from Brussels’ himself, Jean Claude van Damme. There was a windmill, a church, and a couple of really nice restaraunts. Had the best steak ever at a place called De Spieghel, which is a recommended venue if you pass through that way. It was a 14km return journey, so needless to say, I’m knackered now…

More will come, and with photos. But so far this has seems a wonderful city and I may well come back here. I I seem to have developed a unhealthy fondness for blond beers (although my fave beer so far is still Hoegarden, albeit at a fraction of the UK prices).

L’il black book

At Waterloo I thought it might be nice to pick up a PDA with wireless capability so I could blog remotely. I looked and looked for a notebook that suited the requirements, but whether due to Dixons decision to rebrand as Currys Digital or some other circumstance of fate, there was a rather limited selection of electronic notebooks available.

So I got a lower model.

Ages ago (back when I was blogging with motime for cryin’ out loud), I wrote about ‘manual blogging’ – using archaic ‘writing’ technology to pen my thoughts on a convenient napkin of sorts. Now, I bring you manual blogging 2.0 — my very own little black notebook, in which, much to the frustration of my family, I have been writing down every joke I (or anyone else) has made, random observations about life, and occasionally just a list of what I ate for dinner in the hope that it will provide useful fodder for blog posts, and, in the main, for the upcoming novel…

We’ll see. It’s definitely fun — feel I’m capturing valuable imagination capital that might otherwise be lost. Like Jerry Seinfeld, however, there is the occasional scribble that doesn’t make sense to me the day after… For example, why did I write down ‘nun with soft-boiled egg’ on the first day here in Bruges?

Of course, now that we’ve piggy backed onto a wireless network in the hotel I can blog directly, but I like the little black book and it may come in handy in the future. At UKP2.75 it was a damn site cheaper than a WiFi enabled PDA, anyway :).

Asterix in Brussells

Sorry, misleading post title there. It’s really Armand in Bruges, where I’ll be Eastering with my family, so there will be no flurry of posts this weekend. The good news is there may finally be a photo or two when I get back.

Aside: has anyone else had a massively inflated number of easter related email forwards this year? They’re really irritating. Although the one with the deaf bunny and the sore bunny was quite amusing.

OMG I KILLED BLOGLINES!

Well, I think I did. All I did was upload my 111 feeds from Feedreader as an OPML file and then Bloglines crashed. The world over.

That’s some hefty power. Bwahahahahaha!

Update:

Hi, I’m the Bloglines Plumber. Bloglines is down for a little fixer upper. We will be back shortly. Bloglines will be all better when I’m done with it. Thanks, The Bloglines Plumber

Now, I can LOL.

Slingshot (or: how David slayed Goliath)

My brother’s just launched the website of his film company, Slingshot Studios, an all-digital film production company. It’s a pretty ambitious project – making relatively low-budget films come to life through digital production and using innovative new technologies to make it all work effectively.

I’m really excited about where he’s going with this: its a great concept and I know he’s working with some very impressive people. And my brother’s always had a flair for identifying the things that make stories work, so is well suited to the task.

Toured his offices at Ealing Studios the other day – also very impressive. What can I say, I’m itching for a role as an extra (and possibly a credit as a writer, once I get my stories off the ground ;)).

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