“Did you see that over there, Jeff?”
“What Tim?”
“I thought I saw something in the water… look, there it is again!”
“You’ve had too much to drink, you fidgety old mucker,”
“It’s a giant fish!”
“Hang on… there is something…”
“A giant fish, I tell you, call the BBC!”
“That’s no fish, it’s a bleedin’ whale!”
“A whale! Crikey! What’s a whale doing in there?”
“Don’t rightly know. Look, mate, you call Sky News, I’m going to jump in and slap water at it.”
“You’re going to what?”
“Don’t worry mate, my suit will protect me. It’s from M&S.”
“Erm… ok. I’m off…”