I really need to lay off the all-cheese pizzas before bed. Oh, no, that was in the dream too…

This time, I was at a job interview, had received an offer, and the MD of the company came up to me afterward and said “there’s been a problem,” and listed all the bad things I’ve ever done since I was twelve, which he had mapped out in a small brown bound notebook. These include, apparently, being surly to customers at Marks & Spencer where I once sold suits (something that’s never happened, honest).

There were also an inexplicable number of people from my old school working for that particular firm, so perhaps it was really a nightmare…

Some of this actually made sense in view of the kind of day I’ve been having recently…