Binary star system

I decided that the world of my novel was going to have a binary star system, but some initial trawls on Wikipedia (which is concerningly down at the moment) seem to indicate that, unless my characters are all Jovian-like balls of gas, that might not be possible.

But I may see if a different kind of binary system – a la Clarke’s 2063 world – would suit better…

Great wall

Daf showed me his China pics today. Something massively impressive about the photos of the wall, and the scale of the Summer Palace, the Forbidden City and Tiananmen square. Somehow having someone you know stand in the picture puts it into a frame of reference you can really understand.

I think Douglas Adams summed it up when he described space:

Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the road to the chemist’s, but that’s just peanuts to space.

‘Angel of Vengeance’

So, the created a weird new character in Smallville, somewhere between Huntress, Batman and The Punisher. Not sure I like what they did – have been waiting for them to introduce a young Bruce Wayne… would have had more impact.

Still. Am sad about Jonathan Kent.

Whoops, did I mention – spoilers herein.

Tracking patches

OK, so I’m slightly obsessive about making sure my PC is up to date. There used to be a great Cnet application called Catchup which scanned your PC for the software you had installed and checked for updates – and helped you download them via Cnet’s own download.com. Seemed a clever strategy – then they killed it. Anyone know why? And if there’s a similar service now? Some of my shareware and freeware is depressingly out of date.

That said – there are a couple of dangers with this model, I guess. Firstly, that Cnet could be collecting and transmitting all sorts of dodgy information about you (as MS no doubt does with its newfound ‘Microsoft Update’) – and second, that some of the updates could contain spyware (as the new version of of my fave video player, BSPlayer did :().

Still, I liked the convenience of it. My IBM laptop has a handy utility that does that for me, but the useless Dell desktop update utility just keeps telling me that ‘I could be vulnerable to the latest phishing threats.’ Not really a concern.

Toys and haircuts

Passed a shop on Paddington Street that offered this slightly odd combination of products on services. I can understand wanting to preoccupy children with toys whilst they’re being coiffed – but what other unusual combinations are out there? Mussels and pedicures? Dentist and sweetshops? Lawyer and chiropractor?

It boggles the mind.

Holidays are hard

It’s taken me more work and caused me more stress to (not even manage to) book a holiday this summer than it took me to map out the initial parameters of my novel. Argh.

If anyone wants to *give* me a villa in Greece for the summer it’d be appreciated…

What the hell, I’m on a roll…

Meme, via Tom and Ben. Things that happened on my birthday, Oct 3rd, according to Wikipedia…

Events
2333 BC – Establishment of the Kingdom of [[Korea]] (in the name of [[Joseon]]).
1952 – United Kingdom successfully tests a nuclear weapon.
2004 – ABC dramedy/Soap opera, [[Desperate Housewives]] premiers.

Births
1969 – [[Gwen Stefani]], American singer (No Doubt)
1976 – [[Seann William Scott]], American actor

Death
2005 – [[Ronnie Barker]], English comic actor

Google Talk updates

Google have added a bunch of features to their chat client, most noticeably the fact that you can now use an image avatar. Which is fine — I am digitally represented by a Superman-esque image which I think MS packaged in an earlier version of MSN messenger — but it may well run the risk of becoming bloatware, as ICQ did. I mean, if you’re going to add a feature – add the ability to have add multiple particpants to one chat, or conference voice calls – don’t add pointless cutesy crap.

But I guess the heaviest consumers of IM are teenagers, and they probably like that stuff. Any teenagers who read this blog that would care to comment?

Doubt it. The youth of today – apathetic as hell :P

Digesting Neil Gaiman

This is just weird. Via Neil Gaiman’s blog, which I’ve been reading in an effort to more adequately engage with the blogosphere (and because Neil is a hero of mine, and I’ve been reading my way through all his fiction) – some guy set up, as an April Fool’s gag, a blog of a man who was going to “digest the compleat works of Neil Gaiman.” By “compleat” he means everything Neil’s ever written, and by “digest” he means pass through his alimentary canal.

It seems that a fair number of people believed that this slightly depressed, lonely individual was real and genuinely working his way through Gaiman’s back catalogue, which is odd in itself. What’s perhaps slightly more odd, if that’s possible, is that the selection of posts I read were actually really compelling – and, oddly, Gaiman-esque (like honey and spiders) – as if the imagined digestion of Neil’s writing translated itself into the posts. Which probably makes sense, as the blog’s writer was probably a fan.

I’ve never been that big a fan of paper. But the idea of shredded Coraline as breakfast cereal has a certain… well, not quite poetry, but there’s something there.

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