Digital dilemma

Inspired by Charles’ efforts to improve the performance of his Mac without reinstalling the O/S, and finally fed up with the bloating that my Windows install had taken, I resolved this morning to fix it by whatever means necessary – even considering the possibility of a total reinstall and digging up the OEM Windows CD my Dell came with (this, of course, mocked as ‘Windows approach’ by Mac afficionados everywhere). And it had to be done in time for the football

So I started – initially just uninstalling the useless freeware that I’ve installed over the last two years (the length of time this Windows install has been active and, erm, “stable”), and gradually started to see improvement. After a couple of major hiccups, I decided I needed to clean the bits of the registry that were beginning to really nark me off (bizarre applications for long-since removed hardware still launching, for example…) – and a manual session with ‘regedit’ followed. But there were still bugs.

Frustrated, and reluctant to reinstall Windows and let the Mac-lovers have their moment of triumph, I found a shareware registry doctor, which I’ve since bought, called Advanced Registry Doctor. It rocks: not only does it actually fix some of the more tedious problems I was experiencing, but it lets you browse the startup entries in your registry — and as well as letting you deselect or delete certain components, it (shock, horror) tells you what they are and if you need them active! Good performance bonus there. It also had a registry defragmentation option, which seems to have immediately improved the performance of my PC.

Having done all that, I’ve upgraded a couple of device drivers and the machine seems pretty stable – my NAS drive has thus far failed to cause the blue screen of death, despite a couple of hours continuous operation (it was pretty bad before). I’m geekily pleased with myself.

Of course, it sounds like Charles sorted out his Mac much more easily, and I’m not really winning and PC vs Mac debates here. And I certainly won’t make a grand defence of the system architecture that causes a PC to experience a hundred years of human aging in a 2 year period — my machine was experiencing some serious moments of senile dementia — but it is good to find a workaround. Recommend the above software to anyone whose machine has started to grunt under the weight of its age and either can’t face the prospect of reinstalling or doesn’t have the necessary knowledge to do so.

P.s. I don’t hate Macs, btw. My relationship with Apple is a bit more complex than that and I may blog about it sometime. Suffice to say that I think there’s a lot of truth in this.

Life narrative

I know there are some other [[Scrubs]] fans out there who will, like me, feel considerable empathy for JD’s internal narrative. I certainly spend a disproportionate amount of time gazing into the distance, introspecting about one thing or another.

Not quite this:

It was a dark and stormy night. Armand, clad in a tasteful Cowboy-Bebop style shirt and tan trousers stood on the top of his apartment block’s short set of entry stairs and prepared to brace the biting wind that infiltrated London like the a gust of… well, something cold

But more:

Do I really want to have that tub of Chinese food for lunch today? I’ve resolved to be healthy, I should get a salad. But I’m ill, and it tastes soooooo good. Sod it, Hong Kong café it is…

That said, since I’ve started being more… diligent about transcribing my unique brand of observational humour and insight here, I’ve started blogging in my head. It’s faintly disturbing and probably overwhelmingly geeky, but I quite enjoy the structure this blog gives my thoughts and the outlet for my puns it provides. It’s one of the reasons I carry around a small black notebook (as I’ve mentioned before)…

Is it just me?

Rocket BOOM

Don’t know how its taken me this long to find out about it (there’s just SO much on this internet thing, I guess) but Robert Scoble pointed me at Rocketboom, which Chris and I decided was a ‘hot geek vlog’. That is, a video log for geeks hosted by a hot chick (as opposed to a vlog for hot geeks) – which, as a bonus, seems really intelligent and professionally put together. Which is hardly surprising, as, according to lots of different sites, it is apparently one of the most popular vlogs on the internet. Check the host, Amanda’s, wikipedia article for more.

And damn, she’s a year younger than me. I want to be famous on the internet (and elsewhere). Wonder if Amanda might at some stage be interested in helping Chris and I our with our new top secret project… (watch this space).

Xbox 360 price drop?

Might be an Amazon specific thing, but they’re doing a 14% discount on the core system, which suggests to me that MS are doing some discounting… either that or Amazon are taking a gamble that you’ll buy a bunch of full priced peripherals to support that.

In any case: stack £180 for an Xbox360 against £425 for a PS3, and factor in the additional 5 months headstart MS still have and what do you get…? Have Sony messed it up big time, this time?

I suspect that I might actually end up getting my first-ever Nintendo console (before I get the new MS/Sony ones) if they can get the WII to work, and give me a decent sports title and hack-and-slash game… we shall see!

Using social bookmarking to do PR

Was asked the other day about using Digg to promote clients and gave the shotgun response: don’t do it. It’s not ethical, and its and abuse of the social system. Also – it won’t work unless you can work out how to engineer yourself a bot…

Rather gratifyingly, when browsing Steve Rubel’s blog, I found that he said the same thing just a couple of days ago.

One of the problems I’ve found with this whole social media lark is the rapid proliferation of new services. I use, and have got the hang of, del.icio.us, but now think that Digg might be worth my while as I work in (and love) technology… and I haven’t even got round to looking at reddit. How do people keep up? And do we need yet another social bookmarking service?

Whoa

…sorry for lack of posts. I have a cold following my time in the sun and am feeling like a sack of refuse. To top it off, I woke up from one of those dreams where you feel like you’re responsible for the end of the world and can’t shake the guilt (you have those, right?) — and couldn’t get back to sleep. So am working off about 3.5 hours sleep today.

Hopefully the vit. C overdose will kick in over the weekend and I’ll be able to catch up. For the moment, though:

    Work is in happy overdrive (nice to be applying brain after break)
    Bust-a-move is going well
    I’ve finally gotten into Stephen Erikson’s books
    Sheila is off to Scotland for a week
    Arvind is happily moved into his new place
    I wish I was a punk rocker is both addictive and annoying me a lot
    Bill Gates and Robert Scoble both seem to be changing jobs (I go away for *two* weeks and MS falls apart!)

Sheila blog stats

Sheila’s done some good blogging in my absence. She’s achieved the following:

    Approx 300 visitors per day (closer to 40 once you strip out the ‘bots’, but not far off this site’s average)
    9 blog posts
    15 comments (well above my average!!)
    A currently indeterminate, but significant,number of emails
    A first ever blog comment from Daddy!

Which is great! But… (suspenseful pause) Sheila’s considering NOT BLOGGING anymore. Which would be a decision but, I feel, a wrong one. Please encourage Sheila to either set up her own blog or to consider ongoing guestblogging on division6 until she feels comfortable spreading her wings – send emails to her usual address, or post comments here (preferably the latter!).

Armand in the USA, Armand in the USA!

I’m jetlagged and have some personal issues to deal with — so may not post on my various vacations as soon as I’d like. But expect to see, in the not to distant future, posts on (names of posts, themes, etc, subject to change without notice):

    Adventures in Sardinia
    NYC: meeting cultural and televisual expectations
    Conversations at an apartment block BBQ
    American dreams (of food)
    Key West: Party Town

I’m now in a no-drinking, salad-eating, no-spending phase of my life, so apologies if it gets dull. I do have a few interesting posts saved up, I hope… and some are only tangentially trip related:

Oh, and photos will shortly appear on Flickr, in the usual location. More soon (ish)!

Update: Photos are up and have begun to link to the articles I’ve written… enjoy!

I’m back

As Sheila points out, I’m back today. Knackered after a busy and exciting few weeks; have a lot of stories to tell and will get around to structuring thoughts and writing stuff down over the next few days, as I recover from my jetlag. Very pleased to see that Sheila has developed a bit of a following and think I will have an in-person conversation with her about how she continues her burgeoning blogging career. Will Division6 become multi-author? Will Arvind seek to enter the fray? Who can say – but watch this space.

Lit Agents, Elephants, Return of The Budge

‘An agent’s like a third wheel’ patiently explained a manager in my department.

‘An agent’s like a real estate agent’ whispered a publisher after a lengthy meeting with one.

‘Selling a book is like pushing a baby elephant up a hill’ said an agent.

So…this is an elephant on wheels.

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I think you’ll all agree this is an excellent post to end my guest blogging career on Budge’s website.
Thank you all for reading. We shall now be returning to tech-chat par excellence.

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