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Lessons from Alan Bennett

Went to see The History Boys tonight, the movie. Saw the play some time back and was very moved by it, and so when I got the times wrong for Children of Men, I was not unhappy. I’ll make no comment on whether it was a faithful, or necessary adaptation of the play we saw at the National Theatre. I will say that it was entertaining, is an exceptional piece of writing, I’m glad its available for all to see, and that I’d like to share five things I took from it. They may not make a great deal of sense in isolation, but please, please go see the film. Then you’ll understand.

(1) The whole Words/Language/Literature thing. When I was younger I thought I loved these things, and said so. Hector’s frustrations at the boys for thinking that they did – and Felix’s complete misunderstanding of who and what Hector was – struck a chord. I realised a while ago — it’s not that I love words, language, literature, writing… I love stories. It’s not the point Hector was making, Hector was talking about knowledge, I think, about acquiring knowledge, having natural curiosity, trusting that understanding would come (“Most of the things they write about haven’t happened to us yet, sir!” … “but they will, and then you’ll have the antidote… poetry!”)… but still.

(2) They call Felix the advance warning. The need for substance beyond… well, sheen. Felix was fairly one-dimensional. But a warning for those whose ambitions exceed their character.

(3) Love. The whole inoculation speech. Utterly brilliant. Really made sense. The idea that a few broken hearts provide a defense against “half a lifetime” of loneliness. Cynical, perhaps. But spoken by Hector, it was the tragedy of the moment that gave it poignancy.

(4) History is just one f****** thing after another. Rudge is a genius.

(5) “The best thing about reading,” says Hector (and here I start to paraphrase) “is when you read something, find a thought, an idea, that was special to you… and its from a complete stranger. It’s like they are shaking your hand.”

My new masthead

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Update: For those of you have been unable to vote, I have disabled IP logging so multiple votes can be received from one IP address. Basically if more than one of you was in the same office, or home WiFi environment, odds are you could only cast one vote per household. Now you can only cast one vote per machine, which seems more sensible.

I bought a ducky!

Erm, possibly just sponsored one. Ze Frank‘s micropayments scheme for the show is back up with PayPal after Google Checkout disabled his account, as it didn’t support donation sites. Of course, when loads of people, including Lord Scoble, pointed out that this was a big, stupid, evil thing for them to do, Google apparently listened to the people and re-enabled it. Or possibly just convinced themselves that Ze really was selling little duckies.

Whichever way you paint it, I’ve now got a duckie. And that pleases me. It’ll appear around tomorrow’s show. Watch for the one that’s signed ‘division6.’

Update: Mine’s the fifteenth ducky from the left (counting the coloured wotsits).

Lucifer: Devil in the Gateway

No, no I haven’t taken up devil worship. But, as part of my birthday present, Arvind decided to loan me (he’s so tight ;)) a set of graphic novels by Neil Gaiman about Lucifer Morningstar, as incarnated in Gaiman’s bestselling (and awesome) Sandman series.

Just finished the first book, and glad that Arvind decided to restrict the loan to one of the ten volumes at a time, as its fantastic and I would likely have been up till 4am finishing them off. Gaiman’s got this syrupy, mythic way with words which is completely appropriate to his otherworldly subject matter.

Recommended, thumbs up etc. If you haven’t read Sandman, you’re missing something amazing.

Fantasy football

My teams are doing incredibly badly. I really need some professional consultancy. If anyone wants to recommend some players that might actually get me some points in the Metro FF league, I’d appreciate it.

At least Spurs won today. Oh yeah.

Masthead + lens flare == great

Kieren was writing recently about Edelman/Technorati’s top 100 blogs list. Whilst I’m slightly sceptical of the entire premise of their ranking system (not Technorati’s link authority rating, but rather Edelman’s determination of which blogs are ‘UK’, etc), I did find Kieren’s comments on blog mastheads quite interesting. His theory:

…why do only 50-odd other blogs link to mine? That has always seemed like a healthy number but when I compared to others, even the most mindless, waffling, regurgitators of nonsense get more links.

So I took a fresh look at my blog and realised – it’s me! It’s my stupid mug staring down at people that has done it. I’ve crossed some invisible blog cultural boundary by having my pic up in the header of my blog and I’m suffering because of it.

I have the same issue! I’ve been thinking for a while that my masthead needs a redesign, and whilst I expect few of the readers of my blog would have the time or inclination to help support those efforts… I figure you might have an alternate suggestion for the picture I’m using above. What would most effectively represent what I’m doing here? Any suggestions welcome. And if I get to use a lens-flare effect, that’d be great. I love that lens-flare effect. It is awesome.

Post in the comments or email me at the usual place! If I use your suggestion I’ll get you something nice. Like a bear claw.

Ah, a great afternoon of writing

Sure, there’s been some procastination, online chatting, gaming, TV watching and general timewasting, but the story seems to be coming together! It’s never as quick as I think it’ll be, but looking at my plan, I seem to be about 2,300 words into a story that’s going to be about 12,000 words long, so that’s some progress. The idea is that this will form the structure of the novel, and give me a sense of whether the story has potential, and is worth turning into a full book.

So far, there are mystery men in long coats, football, a pool bar, a curious metal plate, a crazy prophet, a robot in disguise, a bully, two heroes and a tripped out mother. It’s getting exciting! And I haven’t even introduced the baddy yet!

This bit’s really tough, though, as there’s no need for the whiteboard. I’ve done that stage of the writing and now I just have to sit around, by myself, tapping away until I get the story out. Still… a dream’s a dream, and you gotta give it a shot. Watch this space.