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New liberal masthead

I decided that a moose-head on a stick would be too gross, despite what readers of this blog voted. Obligatory Cuban photo instead, reflecting my wish for victory, always.

Have also joined the Lib Dems, which could be interesting.

Update: Following a conversation today I’d just like to point out now that I feel no call to armed revolution. I just liked the picture. And victory. Always.

Impressions of Cuba

We had an awesome time. For a blow-by-blow photo-story of our visit, please check out the Flickr stream here. Havana as a city is sometimes beautiful, often poor and run-down, often lively and energetic, very friendly (picking up local hitchikers is compulsory by law), always hot and sometimes smelly. It was a fantastic place to be.

It was great to take a week off to completely disengage – no emails, voicemails, even text messages (whilst there are (state-run) mobile networks in Cuba I opted to stay properly incommunicado to help me relax). Drank a lot of mojitos y daiquiris, learnt a little Spanish thanks to Damo, who proved his usefulness time and again, and saw some interesting things. For the record, though, despite Damian’s assertions to the contrary, Cabaret was not invented in Cuba.

Although many people had told me that Cuba would be unlike anything I’d have ever seen, it had some similarities to bits of Malaysia I remember from my yoof: distinctly ex-colonial, poor, in need of development and investment. The neighbourhoods were very similar to ones I remember visiting when I was very young; large families, smallish houses, the heat… just felt very familiar. Unlike Malaysia, however, Cuba has rejected Capitalism and has a poor relationship with the US government; as such, its economy is in a bizarre state. For 30 years the Soviets subsidised the Cuban government and provided a guaranteed market for its single biggest export (sugar) — since the fall of the USSR, Cuba has clearly had to find new sources of income.

And find them it has — primarily through tourism, now Cuba’s number one earner. Through the introduction of a new currency back in 1995 (the CUC), tourists are essentially ‘taxed’ for visiting. US dollars are no longer accepted, and everyone has to convert into the local tourist money at a 10% loss (worse for the USD). The bizarre consequence of this tourist currency is that a middle class made up of service industry workers has been created — taxi drivers, hotel workers etc — who get their income in CUCs. The average salary in Cuba is 10 CUCs per month (about £6) so a tip of 1 CUC goes quite a long way — its worth 24 pesos in the local money, which can buy you quite a lot. The result of this is some of the highly educated Cubans — including some of their ludicrous number of doctors — will end up driving taxis. It’s all a little strange, and think they need something more sustainable in the long run.

Free enterprise in Havana was an interesting thing — its only permitted in two, localised forms — Casa Palladeros (B&Bs, basically) and Paradors (restaraunts based in people’s homes that are allowed to serve around 12 people max). We had great experiences of both and our most expensive meal in Havana was at a parador, which was interesting in itself…

Cuban culture
Cuban youth congregate along the sea wall by the Malecon (a coastal highway) in the evenings; often getting soaked by the large Caribbean waves crashing over them. Despite repeated soakings lovers, friends, groups of kids stay there for hours, chatting, singing, playing music and generally have a good time. I’ve never really believed the Bacardi advertising — but Latin culture really is very different to anything else… of course, in Cuba it’d be Havana Club advertising as Bacardi moved out after the revolution… and of course, there’s no advertising as its a Communist state, but even so. The only adverts we saw were for the CDR – the Committee for the Defence of the Revolution – and some very amusing Anti-Bush propoganda (one poster showed, pictorially, the equation Bush + Cheney (I think) = Hitler).

Music is everywhere; literally every café we went to had musicians playing, and although it was great (and got me to really enjoy the song ‘Hasta Siempre Commandante’, about Ché Guevarra), it did get slightly overbearing. The Cubans love it though; the Casa de La Musica, a large old theatre where live bands play to a dancefloor of energetic and coordinated Cubans was something to see. Of course, due to the low, low incomes, many of the women at the Casa de la Musica were pseudo-prostitutes. Whilst prostitution doesn’t officially exist in Cuba, a local explained to us (as did Damo, repeatedly) that many of the girls who will approach foreigners like moths to a flame at the Casa de la Musica are just looking for someone to fund their beers and a good time out. It was a little strange to deal with.

I was also struck by how much heroes figure in Cuban culture. José Marti, Ché, Fidel — heroes from their past and present are everywhere. The images and stories and songs of Ché in particular were very moving and am planning on learning more as a result. Have ordered the Motorcycle Diaries and have bought a version of ‘Hasta Siempre Comandante’ off iTunes. It’s a great song.

Food and drink
One thing that my friends didn’t overstate is how bad Cuban food is; although we found some exceptional places, it was often bland and occasionally undercooked — and undercooked pork and chicken, the two main meats on offer, are not good things. Matt and Ricky Bobby were both ill from something, though we didn’t manage to work out what. It is meat-tastic, however; the Pollo con Arroz Murro (fried chicken with rice cooked with black beans) was one tasty option, and we occasionally had good Pescado and Bisteck. However, we didn’t risk any street food (technically you need pesos to by this, which tourists shouldn’t have access to), and whenever we felt ill or anxious about the quality we headed to one of the increasing number of Italian restaraunts for Pizza as a safe option. The fried bananas and Churros con Chocolate in the Tryp Habana Libre (our first hotel) were awesome, though.

Worth noting that whilst Cubans hate the American government, they love Americana and American things. I (ineptly) strummed a few chords of Hotel California and they were loving it!

Drinks: the Mojitos were great; we always asked for them to be made with Havana Club (they occasionally use the disgusting Ron Moulata, which you would do well to steer clear of), occasionally having them made with ‘Tres Anejo’ – three year aged rum. They don’t quite taste like the mojitos you get over here – no crushed ice, and no mint – they use something called Herba Buena instead, which is not quite as Bueno but you get used to it. On the whole, they were things of awesome beauty and power (except for the ones at the Hotel Inglaterra which were made with Lime cordial for some reason). Also delicious were the daiquiries, and the very potent Hemingway Daiquiries. I’m sure the Cuba Librés were nice too, but I can’t drink coke so missed out on that one… Beerwise, Cristal was a good light beer and Buccanero was tasty too (es fuerte!). Matt tried the newly introduced Buccanero Max, which is Cuba’s answer to Special Brew and just as disgusting, although one musician we spoke to loved it. “Es fuerte,” he said, flexing his arms between sips of the double shot of Siete Anejo we bought him.

Varadero
We spent a night at an all-inclusive in Varadero, hoping to get some time with the Caribbean, which we did and which was fun. We played chicken with the waves. Damo, wearing his bright blue shower cap to protect a cut on his head from infection, had us pulled in by the lifeguard who pointed out that the hat was ‘por senoritas’. Very nice!

Everything else about Varadero was bad, though: no night life to speak of (it was off season, though we had been charged on-season rates), the drinks were dire, the food was the worst I’ve ever tasted in my life and the hotel was generally depressing. It wasn’t even the cheapest option on offer! But we managed to have fun nonetheless.

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In all, it was an awesome experience. I’d recommend Cuba to anyone who can (a) speak Spanish (b) likes meat, especially chicken, (c) doesn’t expect 5 star accomodation or service (d) likes rum or some combination of these factors. It would have been great to have a little more time to explore some of the other places in Cuba we’d heard were good, including Vinales and Trinidad, but I guess we have something to go back for! The fact that Malaysia has a ‘special’ relationship with Cuba and I don’t need a visa to go there might well prompt me to make a return visit at some stage, when I’ve learn some Espanol…

Cubaton

Inspired by being made to listen to loads of Raggaton by Damo in Cuba (which I quite enjoyed) I’ve tried to write a rap rendition of our holiday. I will never perform this, so don’t ask, but you can feel free to make a recording if you’re so inclined. More interesting and articulate impressions of Cuba will follow.

Even though, Damo took a head blow
Even so, Damo lost his passpo’
And yet we made it to Havana
To have a week of resting and relax, ya

Quoting, Borat & Talledega
Making Ricky Bobby eat his shame, yeah
Matt to the T, R to the B, D & A to the O
We had a tonne, a tonne of mojitos

From Havana, to the slums of Varadero
A crappy all-inclusive Soviet hole on the north coast
Trippin’ on el ron, pollo y muro arroz
We made it to el casa palladeros

From the 50s Tryp Habana Libre
We were somewhere more hospitable, yay
Spanish casa, with very high ceilings
And many hosts with very dodgy dealings

Venison? Cigars? Anything you want
They offered and then delivered on that
We took it, took it ran
Took in in a Lada, and made it on the Lam

And of course, we went to see the dancers
At the awesome Casa de la Musica
All the girls, who tried to get our money
But we steered well clear of those honeys

As for culture, we did some of that
Museum of Revolucion, Havana Club Bar is where its at
Meeting foreign Tourists, drinks at Ambos Mundos
Chatting over even more mojitos

…and that’s all. I’m thinking this may not make sense to anyone but Matt, Damo and Ricky Bobby, so hope you guys at least enjoy. It is a lot harder to rap when you can’t just make words end in -ito, -ero, – asa, etc. I need to learn Spanish!

Back from Cuba

With lots of stories, and, you’ll note, about a month worth of blog posts missing. Sorry about that, the bastards at 34sp.com seem to have deleted my SQL database, which is more than slightly infuriating. Have spent half the evening getting Chris to help me sort it out (the man is a genius) and am going to shout at them tomorrow.

In the meantime, photos from Cuba trip here, with loving captions and descriptions inscribed. Enjoy!

Update: A very unapologetic 34sp.com restored the database this morning, so we’re back up and running. There was an error in my database that prevented it from backing up and restoring to the new server, apparently (some scripts inserted by a WP plugin). But they’ve sorted it relatively quickly, so kudos to them.

Afraid Sheila didn’t get a chance to post in the last week so my blog has gone unattended; however, I will attempt to rectify that today, as I recover from jetlag, sort my life out in general, and get past the post-holiday-blues!

Off to Havana

I’m off to Cuba tomorrow. My sister, Sheila, who many of you know, will caretake the blog in my absence, regaling you with tales of her Literary Life as an employee at The Agency.

Photos, updates, stories etc. will follow on my return, in a couple of weeks. Hope you all keep well and keep my sister interacting with lots of comments and witty repartée!

IE7 has serious memory leak issues

I mean, bad, bad, bad memory leak issues. FF used to be bad – I’d leave it on for a few hours and it’d suck up 150MB of system RAM and need to be killed. FF2 seems to be much better than that – still some memory bloating, but relatively stable and I can generally close it before I have to kill it.

IE7 just pumped 350MB of RAM into Windows Live Messenger (don’t ask me how, but it was clearly IE that was the issue because when I killed that… well, problem solved).

Come on, MS. I like you guys better than you deserve. IE7 is beginning to feel like a piece of badly designed bloatware. And if you guys have inked some kind of deal with Intel to make me upgrade my PC just so I can cope with IE7, you’ve got another thing coming. I’ll just go FF all the way, baby, and deal with the consequences on Outlook Web Access and my Sharepoint websites.

I can’t believe I installed this piece of £”*$&£($& £$(*…

The Saints

No idea how I missed this song when it came out. I mean, it was a little optimistic (but what are musicians for?) — but is very moving. Have also just seen Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth (well, I guess it’s everyone’s Inconvenient Truth) and got some (remote) sense of the scale of the problems from that (yes, yes, I know 650,000 years isn’t a very long time in geological terms, but I believe we’re having an impact on the planet nonetheless).

Oh – its Green Day and U2 performing a song call ‘The Saints are Coming’ — in the video troops return from Iraq to help the Katrina victims.

Who says you don’t learn anything when you spend a few evenings too tired to do anything but ‘channel surf’ on YouTube….

Understanding Myspace

Getting into Myspace a little now. Don’t know many people who use it but the fact that Weezer and Weird Al, as well as Ben Folds and a few others, are on The Public Betas friends list is fairly awesome. I mean, I doubt they pay all that much attention to us, but how cool is it that they’re on there? And you do feel ‘connected’ in some way to the band, even if it is just the bands’ interns frantically clicking ‘accept’ on every friend invitation they receive.

Still, I’d say it was at least 6.5 cool.

Wanted: freelance Wiki designer

Having some interesting conversations at work about Wikis and want to have a conversation with a freelance web designer to discuss the possibility of doing some on/off design work with us.

Noticed that Hugh has some Blog/Wiki designers on his Wiki… and, in the spirit of his Wiki (“sort of “An Open-Source ‘Craigslist’ for Bloggers” etc) I’m asking for people’s knowledge and recommendations.

Email me at my work email (armand.davidAT brands2life.com) if you’d like to chat, or leave a comment. Thanks.