Category Archives: Observational

Infinite monkeys

If it takes infinite monkeys, with infinite typewriters, given infinite time, to come up with the complete works of Shakespeare, could they do it quicker if we gave them iMacs?

Actually, that probably wasn’t even funny at the time.

Toys and haircuts

Passed a shop on Paddington Street that offered this slightly odd combination of products on services. I can understand wanting to preoccupy children with toys whilst they’re being coiffed – but what other unusual combinations are out there? Mussels and pedicures? Dentist and sweetshops? Lawyer and chiropractor?

It boggles the mind.