She claims to have a manual version of Bloglines that alerts her to new posts in my little black book. Then she nicks the book and writes ‘monkey’ all over it. Which, I guess, is an offline version of posting comments. And then I hit her (gently, she’s my sister, easy now), which I suspect is the offline version of a trackback, or a deleted comment. Or posting a comment that says ‘you suck’ on her blog. Offline.

Okay, getting silly now…